fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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