he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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