I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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