So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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