I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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