swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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