If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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