yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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