I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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