she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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