are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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