Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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