no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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