Can i not drive my cunt home
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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