Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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