4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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