forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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