he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
