No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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