fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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