What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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