Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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