have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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