Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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