How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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