I CAN MOONWALK!
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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