I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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