i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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