big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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