I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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