It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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