May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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