its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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