What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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