when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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