You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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