Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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