Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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