I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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