planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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