We're like a lot better than the average bears
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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