I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
too bad you live with your parents still
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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