yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Randomize
