Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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