I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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