Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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