The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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