just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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