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(810): View more from Michigan

Adam has been drinking

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Who has his phone

(810): View more from Michigan

Adam does

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(416): View more from Ontario

she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.

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(27): View more from South Africa

You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.

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(630): View more from Illinois

YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF

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