I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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