his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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