Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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