I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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