You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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