i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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