I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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