can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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