she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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