I'm laying in your front yard are you home
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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